I'm Lisa.

Floral patterns. Unicorns

Comic Books. Cats. Vodka

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cersei finally lets loose

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"The female equivalent of a neckbeard is a Not-Like-Those-Other-Girls girl. Yeah, you’re a female, but you’re not like… you know, those other girls. Other girls are stupid and vapid, and only care about boys and shopping. Other girls only watch Sex and the City, and their favorite activities are gossiping and stabbing each other in the back.Other girls are sluts who wear tacky clothes and too much make-up and have no self-respect.

You’re not like that. You watch anime (subs only, of course) and play video games. You don’t read Twilight or any of those shitty paranormal romance novels. You read comic books and ASoIaF (which you liked before the show, tyvm). You’d rather fling yourself off an overpass than wear something girly or pink. All your friends are guys, and they know you’re one of them; you’re one of the cool girls. You’re smarter than all those ditzy popular girls, and that makes you better than them. You’re a unique and special snowflake amongst a sea of clonebot Other Girls, and maybe, just maybe, one day some cute nerdy guy will see you for the catch you are.”

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White people get so mad when people accuse them of having no culture, but you know what? If they did have culture, they’d be engaging with it instead of fighting tooth and nail so that they can appropriate everybody else’s cultures. They’d be too busy with their polka and…

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?





#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY


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james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

i hope he puts them up his ass.

the eraser end first, of course 



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